Turd Knuckle 

This is when you do the shocker on a girl and she wasn't clensed out previously. When you pull your pinky finger out it is covered in poop. The shocker becomes shocked.

Damnit woman, clean yourself out before we have sex you know I like to give you the shocker. Now I have a turd knuckle.

Turd Knuckle by dizzyshizaun February 10, 2010

white knuckle turd trot 

The way you walk when you’re holding a shit in that desperately seeks release

Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!

white knuckle turd trot by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023

white knuckle turd trot 

The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release

Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!

white knuckle turd trot by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023

Tardknuckle 

A person so righteously and unapologetically stubborn in their ignorance that their mental faculties are in question.

I support women’s rights, because I’m not a Christian conservative tardknuckle from Alabama.

Tardknuckle by Dean Wilton May 22, 2019