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Po-ta-toes 

potatoes, but better. Samwise Gamgee makes them especially well.
Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
Po-ta-toes by YumYumRamen May 21, 2019

German Totem pole 

The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.
Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!

Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days

texas totem pole 

Where a black guy puts hot sauce on his dick and fucks a white guy
texas totem pole by Brandon Boecker December 29, 2013

Mexican totem pole 

when three or more people sit on each others laps and evacuate their bowels at the same time.
One, Jesus this line for the ladies room sure is long.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.

Totem Poles 

Highest perscription of Xanax.

Long white 2 mg. pill
Totem Poles by ktodad January 4, 2008

totem pole 

a stacked xanax bar (z-bars) with four sections.
What are you going to do tonight? I am gonna eat some totem poles and get wasted.
totem pole by dgag October 7, 2003