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To forget a skill that you once knew.
I used to be good at driving, but that skill has torquiled.

I'm torquiling here, how do you play backgammon again?
Torquil by kersplatt February 7, 2010
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When a girl bleeds from loosing her virginity
"Hey jenny did you torquil last night??"
Torquil by dan_flanda January 29, 2009

torquelated 

to be totally drunk, high, etc..
Kerry was fully torquelated after finishing the vodka.
Bill and Jen got torquelated after home group.
torquelated by DiamondBill August 26, 2009

torquing 

A twisting or turning force.
tighting the lug nuts on a car tire is called torquing.
torquing by Cocklovingmark August 31, 2013

Tarquill 

A skillful social chameleon who unfortunately lacks any form of communication skills. Tarquills can be found in many bars throughout the world. Distinguished from other humans by their behaviour they can normally be found sidling up to a medium or large group of friends and without communicating directly with the members, they appear to the rest of the bar to be one of the group. In this way they can effectively disguise themselves and perform their normal behaviour of nursing one beer throughout the entire evening.

On rare occasions they can be found performing the tarquill mating dance. This is only speculation as it has never been observed to actually work. The dance involves the tarquill repeatedly moving moving one bodily appendage at a time in some sort or rhythm together with the ambient local noise and finished by a "special move". For example a repeating tapping foot followed by a repeating nodding head followed by a one fingered hand point.

Tarquills are difficult for the untrained eye to detect and are most commonly observed looking gormless in the background of photos taken the night before.
Check out that tarquill over there.
Watch out mate, you're being tarquilled!
Tarquill by Mark Eley June 28, 2008

torquing your teets 

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.
Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.
torquing your teets by Androecium February 13, 2014