Tom Horned Share definition Flag When you eat a girl out and don't get a blowjob or sex after. Bro I can't believe you ate her out for 30 minutes without getting a bj after! You got Tom Horned so fucking hard! Tom Horned by Joel Pascuzzi April 8, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Tom Horned mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch