Toddlernese 

Toddlernese - (noun) spoken between the ages of 2- 4 years old. Toddlernese is often seen on playground, preschools, daycares, and in everyday household with children.

Although Toddlernese in adults is not as common as in children. Toddlernese in parents is commonly marked and identified by sleeplessness, forgetfulness, lack of time, issues with punctuation, “mommy brain” or “daddy brain”. In severe cases a total loss of the English language can be seen in both verbal or written communication.

Toddlernese by TYH June 12, 2014

toddlerness 

toddler like

I was weird in my age of toddlerness

toddlerness by Empiregaming13 May 3, 2018

Toddlerescent 

A pre-teen who doesn't know how to talk. They walk around fully self-absorbed.

My daughter is a Toddlerescent.

Toddlerescent by vocnavdirector January 25, 2025

toddlerescent 

A pre-teen that doesn't talk to anyone as if they don't know how to talk.

My daughter is a toddlerescent.

toddlerescent by vocnavdirector January 25, 2025