Thunderf*ck

To screw somebody over so horribly that they wish they had encountered somewhat less sucky luck, like getting kicked in the balls, or having their fingers broken one by one...

DANG! You just got thunderf*cked! Your ex just keyed your car, threw a brick in the window, flattened the tires, and is having it towed as we speak! You probably shouldn't have slept with her friend, bro...

Thunderf*ck by Shadowulf1 October 1, 2010

Alaskan thunderfuck 

Fucking a bad ass chick in a long john silvers freezer, lubed up with the blubber of wales you've poached

I Alaskan thunderfucked this bad ass chick the other day

Alaskan thunderfuck by Tanning Chatum April 21, 2017

ThunderFuckMcPickupTruck 

Where children are raped

"My son was taken by that thunderfuckmcpickuptruck, what a thundercuntasaurus rex

ThunderFuckMcPickupTruck by Kangarookicker69 June 16, 2020

Thunderfuck 

World of Warcraft Definition:
Verb, "Thunderfuck": To kill an enemy player with falling damage through the use of the Shaman knockback spell: Thunderstorm.

"Thunderstorm": Summons a lightning bolt to strike the ground beneath the shaman, launching all nearby enemies back 30 yards. They also travel VERY fast.

Hah! I thunderfucked that Death Knight off the bridge!
Thunderfucking is especially useful at the Lumber Mill Hill.
Only Shamans may thunderfuck; all other classes cannot compare.

Thunderfuck by Anon Shaman December 1, 2009

Matanuska Thunderfuck 

An extremely high-grade strain of marijuana, developed in a part of Alaska known as Matanuska Valley, slightly north of Anchorage. Extremely high crystal growth and THC content. This strain has surprised many a long-time stoner.

Hey, I heard there was some Matanuska Thunderfuck in town!

Matanuska Thunderfuck by Morg October 8, 2005

alaskan thunderfuck 

very good weed grown in the manatuska valley in alaska also known as manatuska thunderfuck

that alaskan thunderfuck fucked me up after like 1 hit

alaskan thunderfuck by weed...yumm August 10, 2005

Thunderfuck 

To initiate a sexual intercourse when both of you are tired only to realize half an hour later that this totally fruitless excercise was a bad idea and none of you just won't come.

Jan and I were so into it, but as we were so exhausted after skiing, it ended up as a thunderfuck.

Thunderfuck by Betka&Jan May 17, 2018