Thumbnail Syndrome

The phenomenon in which someone seems far more attractive in the thumbnail version of a profile picture than they truly are.

I thought the girl who sent me a friend request was hot, but it turned out to be a case of Thumbnail Syndrome.

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carpal thumbal syndrome

Carpal thumbal syndrom is a repetitive motion injury to the thumbs caused by over texting.

The kid next to me on the cross country bus trip was texting non stop for 7 hour; surely he has carpal thumbal syndrome by now.

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a medical condition resulting in numbness and possible paralysis in the thumbs and wrists from excessive texting or Blackberry use.

Dude, I have thumbal tunnel syndrome from sexting with Sarah last night.

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