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Tricky Dicky Screwdriver

An alcoholic beverage mix which includes, but not limited to, one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple kool aid
and a jigger of formaldehyde from the jar with Hitler's brain that you could get in some bars' back storeroom( you might need permission for this one though). Usually served during law enforced "Happy Hour" in bars all across America. It came into popularity when President Reagan came to office.
Last call for alcohol
Last call for freedom of speech
Drink up, happy hour is now enforced by law
And don't forget our house special,

It's called the Tricky Dicky Screwdriver

Tricky Dicky 

1. Derisive nickname for former President Richard Milhous Nixon.

2. A penis with the same "ski slope" curvature that was a distinctive feature of Nixon's nose. (Bonus points for scrotum hanging and jostling like Nixon's jowls).
"He walks, he talks, he smiles, he frowns, he does what a human can...Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, the genuine plastic man."

"He had a Tricky Dicky schlong that could've doubled for a compound bow."

tricky dicky 

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky,
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me,
With just a pocketful of hope,
Money for dope,
Money for rope.
tricky dicky by LiL PiXi* February 20, 2009

Tricky Dicky 

Richard Nixon, typically used to refer to him as corrupt, yet clever. It suggests Nixon in a way which emphasises his scheming corrupt campaign tactics.
Tricky Dicky fired the special council investigating him.
Tricky Dicky by namerealpseudonym November 20, 2019

tricky dicky 

a man that looks 100% straight, flirts with women, asks for numbers, but is gay
I thought he was totally into me, turns out he's a tricky dicky
tricky dicky by amd14 July 6, 2010

Tricky Dicky 

after doing a woman doggy style, the man holds his dick shut so that the semen doesn't shoot out and when she turns around to look at him he lets go and shoots the semen in her face. lol
she wouldn't shut up so he gave her the tricky dicky! lol