The leova

Asian midget with small boobs

The leova ; You are The leova.

by Tigerballz January 18, 2015

The Leonard Affect

When one has a strong affection/liking to someone and will make minuscule attempts to pursue said person. When the subject is faced with minor discouragement/realization that effort or time is required to obtain said person, subject will give up and move on, repeating the process.

Dood is The Leonard Affect contagious? Because I don't feel like giving up on love yet.

by Dontsayfuckinmycar November 19, 2016

The Leopard nut

The first male ejaculate is called the leopard nut. The leopard nut is called as such because it allowed men to nut and run very quickly out of danger after doing the deed... much to the dismay of many women. The true test of male sexual stamina should be the nut that follows the leopard nut. Think of the leopard nut as an appatizer before the main course.

The leopard nut allowed mankind to reproduce quickly before a leopard/large predator could eat them. That's why men cum quickly on the first go...

Her dad almost caught us last night, she didn't cum but I sure did. You can thank the leopard nut for that freebie.

by The dude's dude July 12, 2023

the leopard

when you stick your thumb in a womans ass while hittin it doggy-style then put the thumb prints all over her back so she spotted like a leopard.

I spotted her up like the leopard

by Dizz3L May 13, 2011

attacked by the snow leopard

Experiencing an onslaught of jonesing for sex or "relations" with white people. For serious, you can't think of anything else because of how much you want some sweet, sweet vanilla love.

Oh man! Soon-Yi really got attacked by the snow leopard!

by GodShapedBullet September 26, 2007

The Greasy Leonard

The act of watching Young Sheldon while setting your pubes on fire and putting your dick in a dvd of Cars 2

The Greasy Leonard: The Greasy Leonard

Edon: AHHHHHHHHH

by NuttButt_real June 10, 2021

leonardo the lemon

originating from the slang term for mardy arse leonardo the lemon is a term used to describe somebody of the moody variety. generally someone called leon. the person been given this name tag is usually bullied due to his mother been in a 'BANG TIDY' state AKA MILF

Jack: ohh my dayzzz you seen herr over there
Tom: oo yer man shes BANG TIDY!!
Leon: Cheers thats my mum your talking about you gayz
Tom: nah then leonardo the lemon id do your mum

by LeonardooTheLemon March 9, 2009