The Tempo 

The tempo is the most sexy car you'll ever see.Honeys love that shit like a big dick.This car will steal your damn girlfriend if you ain't careful.All the ricers know that there car could probaly take the car in a race but they know that the guy inside would school there ass like a grade 12 math class.

Damn there goes the tempo...Holy shit is that my girlfriend in there?Damn i wasn't careful about that shit.My riced out shitbox could totaly kill that car in a race but damn son the drive would teach me calculus

The Tempo by Sherman March 4, 2007

Push The Tempo 

To take Ketamine or GHB, not sure which 1 exactaly , someone help.

i wanted to push the tempo before my first class.

Push The Tempo by Mr Jessop May 11, 2010

unplug the tampon 

A phrase used to describe a situation where people become extremely emotional, expressing traits similar the female period.

Damn bro not tryna unplug the tampon. chill.

unplug the tampon by Theonetruebobo July 17, 2018

Riding the tampony 

Phrase describing the act of menstruation.

-Did you get lucky last night?
-Nah man she's been riding the tampony for days.
-Gnarly.

Riding the tampony by Aquamellon August 6, 2009

the tampon channel

Any channel like Bravo or Oxygen which has programs aimed towards more feminine audiences. Known for abundance of tampon commercials.

Me and my girlfriend were watching TV together, but since nothing that she wanted to watch was on, I got stuck watching the tampon channel.

the tampon channel by I am a Piranha August 29, 2007

The Teapot

Another maneuver, called the teapot, requires only 2 people. Either 2 men, or one man and one woman (depending on the said man's sexual orientation). The man proceeds by putting his dick in the woman's anus in the doggystyle position. As he starts to thrust, he also places his hand into his own anus, and is therefore pleasuring himself in two ways. Remember the resemblance of a teapot comes from the man's dick being the 'spout' and the man's hand in his own anus is the 'handle' of the teapot.

I teapotted this girl well good init bruv.

Me and this man attempted the teapot yesterday. We took turns.

The Teapot by aedifjqwepfioje July 4, 2012

Snowflaking The Teapot 

A sexual act where whilst the man teabags his partner he ejaculates on their torso.

Would you like to snowflake the teapot tonight love?

Ah lads, I was in the middle of snowflaking the teapot last night when her mum walked in

Snowflaking The Teapot by 9 leighton terrace June 7, 2009