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The Chipotle 

The feeling you get after eating Chipotle's giganto burrito.

It's a feeling of mixed satisfaction and self-loathing. Causes lethargy, discomfort in every way, and the need to lie down and sigh repeatedly.
Rachel: "IM DYING. I HAVE THE CHIPOTLE. I'm just going to lie here."

Ori: "Its like a legit disease. the chipotle hurts.... hurts so good"
The Chipotle by Jew2Fresh4You December 21, 2010
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The Chipotle Standard

Using your chipotle order as the standard for price and quality when ordering fast food.
P1: Bro, I went to Taco Bell the other day and it was 9 big boys!
P2: Ya bro, TB definitely fails the chipotle standard. Quality and price not on point.

The Chipotle Challenge 

The highest personal achievement any human can accomplish. You must eat 4 chipotle burritos, 2 chicken and 2 steak. You have 25 minutes to finish eating, while allowed to drink any beverages necessary. Immediately after the final burrito is finished the competitor has to run a mile. This mile must be completed in under 7 and a half minutes. After the mile is completed the competitor must not throw up for 2 hours, however if vomit occurs he/she can still eat their throw up to maintain eligibility.
Mike: "You just ran your mile in 7:21, don't throw up now."
Kevin: "Too much food"
Mike: "Be a man, the chipotle challenge is the most impressive accomplishment in the world."
Kevin: "Owwwww"

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE 

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"