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The Cheeseburger 

A sexual move in nature, One must leave their penis unwashed for 3 weeks to ensure a bad case of Cheese on their meat. Place your Cheese infested meat in between your partners buns and you have now successfully performed The Cheeseburger
Person 1: Yo Brian how was it

Person 2: She got mad cuz i did The Cheeseburger on her
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The Cheeseburger Test 

If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.
Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.

The Cheeseburger Monster 

The Cheeseburger Monster is a Invasive species, such are classified as those that have a competitive advantage over natives because they can grow rapidly, reproduce quickly, and adapt easily to a variety of habitat conditions. The Cheeseburger Monster is known to be from Costa Rica and made its way over to the USA. They are also known as (Rum Rum, Chum Chum, Chum Rum, Rum Chum, Fleabag, White Lightning). They love eating Cheeseburgers and will do anything in their power to obtain one and will even use force to get one.

off the double cheeseburger 

to go really crazy and wild

Fuck Me In The Ass and Call Me Billy, That's a Cheeseburger 

A catchphrase for anybody that doesn't have a catchphrase. It could also be used if you want fucked in the ass and called Billy because it's a cheeseburger
Hey EDP445, Fuck Me In The Ass and Call Me Billy, That's a Cheeseburger, SHIT, NOT LIKE THAT EDP!!!

Blue is the Warmest Cheese Burger 

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blue is the Warmest Cheese Burger, you should try it!"

Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger 

A burger that comes with capers and goat cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger, you should try it!"