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The Bowler 

A fingerings technique where you put your thumb in the pink and your middle and ring finger in the stink making it look like how you hold a bowling ball
My girl wanted me to use The Shocker on her but I suprised her with The Bowler
The Bowler by pudgy smuddler November 15, 2014

The Bowler 

Like the shocker, but instead you use you use your middle finger and ring finger for the "pink" and your thumb for the "stink." Use the same fingers you would if you were holding a bowling ball!
Im going to take her bowling tonight.
Hey man, give her the the bowler instead of the shocker.
The Bowler by James Garrett Ward December 28, 2007

Up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate 

In the construction of old, generally coal-fired boilers for use in heavy applications one would generally find above the boiler door a large brass plate proudly bearing the name and location of its manufacturer.

Before the door would stand strong men intent on pushing their shovels into the boiler as far as they would go, depositing material therein as deep and as fast as they could go without killing themselves first.

The boiler itself was designed specifically to take this kind of punishment, day after day, year after year, and, while not being especially pleasing to look at it, would be guaranteed to raise a glass amongst those men who had over the years sweatily laboured at its threshold.

But I digress.

Its another way of saying your cock was RIGHT in a chick as far as it would go and then some.
Hey Mel, how did it go with Teresa?
Pretty good. The lobster was barely cold when I was up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate.

Hey Mike, I hear your wife gives out.
No shit. Every night I'm up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate.

The Bowser 

When one man comes behind another placing a hand in front(but not on) his balls, using the other hand to grab his ass causing him to hump forward. If this works the guy will scoot right into a nutgrab.
The Bowser was done to me me and it felt good.
The Bowser by Jon Lorden January 25, 2008

The bowlers grip 

Where you insert your thumb into the female anus, and place both your middle finger and ring finger into her vaginal passage from the rear. In a simular/same fashion as you would hold a bowling ball.
Ron: Hey man, you go down the bowling alley last night?
Jeremy: Nah man, I did give Carlos' mother the bowlers grip down a different alley last night though.
Both Ron & Jeremy: AWOOGAWOOGAHOOGA!
Ron: Sweet.

Jeffrey the Boiler man

Jeffrey the boiler man:

1) a man who came to fix the boiler during Nerimon (alex day)'s blog on blogtv for Chartjackers

2) a super hero in london

3) the Chartjackers official mascott
CHARTJACKERS!

boilerman : hi i'm here to fix your boiler
nerimon: oh hi
internet awesome peps: WE NEED TO NAME HIM, LETS CALL HIM JEFFREY, JEFFREY THE BOILER MAN