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The Angie 

The word used for a pshyciotic female meltdown. Symptoms usually include crying, screaming, paranoia, violence, compulsive lying, over exaggeration, depression, manic depression, spontaneous outbursts, cursing, throwing of objects, spitting, and occasionally, foaming of the mouth.
Example: "Sarah left me 3 voice mails, 20 texts, unfriended me on Facebook, keyed my car, and poisoned my dog. Looks like The Angie has struck again!"
The Angie by cassa0602 September 8, 2014
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The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision 

Any a cappella ensemble that prioritizes its principal cantor's true range over those silly flats and sharps on the arrangement staves. ("Angie Quinn" was the love interest in Paul Petersen's 1962 hit record "She Can't Find Her Keys")
Here we go again, no accompanist and a cantor-or-else who doesn't sight-read: Make way for The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision!

Angie the Lawnmower 

Angie the Lawnmower is a great product to use. Angie the Lawnmower will be sure to do the job when your LAWN needs to be MOWED *heavy breathing* it’s easy to spot Angie the Lawnmower because it’s the only lawnmower with BIG eyes making it unique. You can find Angie the Lawnmower at Home Depot. If you decide to purchase Angie the Lawnmower you won’t be disappointed. Never a dull moment with Angie the Lawnmower (literally)
“What lawnmower should we get to do the job?”
“How about that Angie the Lawnmower over there?”
“SOLD!”
Angie the Lawnmower by Angie did it December 11, 2018

The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

Angie the Seagull 

An Angie version of a seagull with purple nails that’s likely seen hanging out on beaches with her bitches. Many dudes like going up to Angie the Seagull because she is rare and unique. You will know an Angie the Seagull when you see one, that’s how unique they are.
“Whoa dude did you just see that Seagull over there?”

Yeah man, that’s Angie the Seagull
Angie the Seagull by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Christopher "Angie": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 

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Christopher "Angie": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

Somisi to Somizi "Angie": The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Somisi to Somizi "Angie": The First Juvenile Release

Somisi to Somizi "Angie": The First Juvenile Release