Texas Tard

Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "retard" means or that he is one.

The Texas Tard thinks he can invade Iran without starting World War III.

Texas Tard by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006

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Texashardcore

The most Br00t4l form of hardcore there is, esp. with their southern rock.

The Devil Wears Prada is a Texashardcore band.

Texashardcore by Abraham Rodriguez January 7, 2008

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