Testiblast 

a). The act of cumming and tea bagging at the same time

b). When you completely beast up and ace a test, reach an atheletic achievment or just finished getting a wank from some bitch.

c). instead of getting hit in the nuts straight on, get hit at the back of the sack.

a). Don- dude i testiblasted that chick
bill- dude thats some sick shit!

b). Don- 98%, fuck yeah son just testiblasted that algebra quiz!
bill- alright but your still never getting laid

c). Don- Dude are you ok?
bill- shit man, that lax ball just testiblasted me
Don- ...I'd be blown

Testiblast by Maniac500 March 2, 2010

testiclation

noun: The act of two sets of testicles hitting each other such as during a three way with two men and a woman (one in the pink and one in the stink).

Umberto had a case of Testiclation A because of incidents that transpired the night before with his boys Dan and Jake.

testiclation by Sol-Corp January 29, 2010

Testiclash 

it is when you are runnng and as you our running one of the testicles collides with the leg or other testicle, causing extreme pain

he ran down the stairs and had a massive testiclash, he couldent get upp for 10 minutes

Testiclash by funky rabbi May 13, 2009

testiclosterone 

Chemical substance that causes football players to spank each other.

Excess of such chemical (hypertesticlosteronism) may cause dreadlocks or mullets.

Deficiency of such chemical (hypotesticlosteronism) may cause game day injury due to lack of focus.

Always match up linebackers based on their levels of testiclosterone in order to avoid injury to limbs or hair.

testiclosterone by sunidei January 11, 2011

Testillas 

Testicles that are so hairy they are akin to those of a gorilla.

He's got a great body but damn he really needs to trim those testillas!

Testillas by Ms. Foster February 8, 2008

testiclats 

Testicals to the fullest, testiclats generaly used to describe bigger then average testiclats.

"She went straight for the testiclats"

testiclats by thisisretardedasshit October 29, 2005

Testibreast 

A small growth on the testicals that resembles a nipple.

"Damn DUDE YOU GOT A TESTIBREAST"

Testibreast by Sid May 26, 2004