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Testacular 

When a player in a football game makes a block with his crown jewels
"That is a testacular block from Jenkinson there"
Testacular by sedgea March 3, 2022

Testacular 

Testicles + Spectacular = Testacular!

When two males engage in ball to ball action, that is simply out of this world!
"Hey Nick, that Lane guy is always bragging that he has a testacular time with Horhay. Why don't those fagboats keep to themselves." Said Nick.

"Jim, after I pulled out of Bobby's ass, I busted on his face and he said, Mmm Mmm...Testacular!"
Testacular by Masteroo December 28, 2007

testacular 

The one and only way of describing a great penis.
One penis that is so great it has to be described by a word that is only in urban dictionary.
Wow...thats......testacular..... *drool* i wanna ride that
testacular by Rayne DM April 23, 2004

testacular 

The supreme level of gayness. So gay that a reference to male genetalia must be included in the description.
My girlfriend made me watch this awful movie. It was testacular!
testacular by wralen April 18, 2003

Testicular Singularity 

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.
Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"

Tentacular orgy 

Orgy that includes a creature of myth or nightmares that has tentacles. A qualifying creature must have at least 4 tentacles. An example would be an octopus or kraken.
"I’d just had a tentacular orgy in a car beside a road, with vehicles whooshing by… This relationship was so complicated, so twilight zone, it needed an index and a map."
Tentacular orgy by reader of F March 21, 2023