Tardonics

The language of retards, or someone who speaks stupidly.

He's making no sense whatsoever. He's speaking Tardonics.

Tardonics by Broadacres January 17, 2011

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Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome

A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.

Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome by Radicalairhead February 20, 2009

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turbonics

The language comprised of a combination of ebonics, white speak, and other made up words. Usually doesn't make much sense. Commonly spoken by Turbo Tony.

Examples of words:

word is "werd"
work is "werk"

"Yo, that was a fantastical concert, but man the lead singer was acting so doi doi!"

"What the heck are you saying?"
"It's turbonics man, act like you know!"

turbonics by Turbo Tony September 4, 2008

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Tardoism

The act of being a tardo. Such that, there is a mental disfiguration in your mind, where you would be classified as having tardo qualities. Do not go near these people who have mastered tardoism. They will likely be wearing camo crocs, basketball shorts, camo long sleave shirt, hat, and potentially glasses. BE AWARE! STAY AWAY! RE-RE comin at ya!

Did you see that kid, steve, he has completely mastered tardoism!

Tardoism by KING OF DA SWEET March 31, 2011