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taco blocker 

someone or something that prevents the getting of pussy aka the taco.
God that kid Sams whiney attitude is such a taco blocker, he will probably die a virgin
taco blocker by Joseph Diner August 5, 2007

Taco Blocked 

When your most sober buddy refuses to take the group to Taco Bell at 2:00am after a night of hard drinking.
Man, I'm too drunk to drive anywhere, and John's car is in the driveway. Why won't he drive us to Taco Bell?

Yeah, we got Taco Blocked.
Taco Blocked by Kelly, Brian December 26, 2008