Sympadvice

When people ask for advice, but what they really want is sympathy, and have no use for the advice.

She told me her boyfriend cheated on her, but she went back to him the next day. She just wanted fucking sympadvice.

Sympadvice by Dave Ford October 21, 2014

sympavite 

Sympathy Invite

nikki: how was pizza?
steve: good mate
nikki: why didn't you ask me to come, i've never been invited to pizza?
steve: do you want to go to pizza next week?
nikki: no i don't want to come to pizza, i don't need your sympavite

sympavite by canaman April 16, 2010

Sympavite 

1. One who thrives on sympathy.

2. When sympathy is their self-love language, sympathy is a means to get attention or love.
3. Sympathy is the drama stage for the sympavite.

"Look at how dramatic she becomes to gain attention and pity from her friends. What a sympavite."

Sympavite by anonymous May 22, 2025