Stink ham 

The clit and or labia.

That bitch has some nice stink ham.

Stink ham by ozgood690p June 15, 2009

Stink Hammer 

The term 'Stink Hammer' is a term for a penis.

National Lampoon magazine introduced the term "Stink Hammer" for a penis back in the '70's. I have been using that term ever since.

Stink Hammer by tikipirate August 10, 2005

Stinky Ham 

When a women that your having sex with has a stinky vagina.

Damn Megan had that Stinky Ham I couldn’t even fuck her no more.

Stinky Ham by MichaelFatCock June 1, 2021

ham on a stick 

A self-fisting kit.

Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.

Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.

ham on a stick by McFist April 20, 2005

stinkhammer 

Popular slang term for penis.

I gave her the stinkhammer and asked for more!

stinkhammer by Rico Bravo January 14, 2006

Texas Hammer Stick 

When you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your dick causing her to become unconscious.

Kyle: "So Jake, how did your night go?"
Jake: "Great i gave her the Texas Hammer Stick."

Texas Hammer Stick by Jonny Jimboy November 11, 2010