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Sting Pong 

A game of ping pong where after every point that is scored, the scorer hits a ping pong ball as hard as they can at thier opponent's exposed chest or stomach. Well placed balls land on sensitive areas such as the nipples and may leave red or brown circles for a few days. A great way to get some use out of your old ping pong table, flex your masculinity or settle disputes!
ANDREW: Dude, New Hope was a gazillion times better than Empire Strikes Back.

ALEX: NO WAY! Empire Strikes Back offered the best acting, writing and special effects in the trilogy.

ANDREW: I will respectfully disagree, and I challenge you to a match of sting pong to settle this like men, nay, jedi.
Sting Pong by Gnyqu November 7, 2006
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Sting pong 

The act of hitting people as hard as you can with ping pong balls. Someone might be "stung" after losing a point, losing a game, or even winning a game, depending on the specific variation of the rules.
Player 1 rages after losing ping pong match and slams player 2 with a ping pong ball
Player 2: SHIT
Player 1 stings player 2 again
Player 2: FUCK
Player 2: I don't like sting pong. Abolish sting pong!
Sting pong by SylvainFlossy April 27, 2021

sting pong 

The art of playing ping pong but there's a catch. You play regular ping pong rules except if a person scores to straight points the other lifts their shirt over thier face and the other tries to smack the ping pong ball as hard as they can at the others chest. this game is also commonly refered to as Texas ping pong

WARNING THIS MAY CAUZ BRUISING OR WELTS
I have 3 welts from playing sting pong with Drew
sting pong by Hugh G. Wrecshin April 7, 2008

Sting Pong 

A variant of ping-pong in which each timea player scores a point the other player pulls his shirt over his head and the other throws the ball at his stomach.
"Dude, look at the welts I got from Sting Pong."
Sting Pong by StillYoung October 15, 2008

sting pong hickey 

When you absolutley get OWNED by a ping pong.... so hard it gives you a hickey of embarrasment its the equivelant of getting your balls chopped off!
Son:I was at this grad party last night and i got these nasty sting pong hickeys on my butt, tit, right and left testacle... it was wrong

Dad: Hahahaaha sorry i was so hard on you last night

Swing Pong 

Phenonmenom in Fly In-Fly Out mining operations where two opposing swings try to mine the same orebody with different teams, ideas, hopes and dreams.
Every swing, a goodly amount of time and effort is spent progressing the recalcitrant teams direction and vision only to have the recidivist swing come in, ignore it, work on their own plan and hand it over to the the recalcitrant team a week later.

This game can be played ad infinitum.
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week"
Recalcitrant Crew - "We have to mine lots of Waste this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Ore and we have to move the Waste"
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Waste and we have to move the Ore - looks like we got us a game of Swing Pong"

Etc.
Swing Pong by Frustrated miner December 19, 2009

string pong 

A quid pro quo conversational email that is personal in nature and takes place during the work day. Often a practice in one-upmanship.
Dude, our string pong match yesterday at work was awesome! Your subject headings were boss.
string pong by bossette June 20, 2007