Spelq

To ejaculate into a gallon a milk and chug the entirety of the carton in 10 seconds or less.

"Aye jit I just finished my spelq cuh you wanna smell my breath nigga."

by Baybee Killer December 20, 2020

Spelq

To ejaculate into a gallon a milk and chug the entirety of the carton in 10 seconds or less.

"Aye jit I just finished my spelq cuh, you wanna smell my breath nigga."

by Baybee Killer December 20, 2020

Spelq

When you’re jelq session is extra wet (thanks to you’re trusty jergens) and your jelq juice mix’s with your body juice and sprays onto the wall.

Johnny:hey man, why didn’t you return my call yesterday?

Micah:Sorry man, I had a nasty 16 hour jelq session, then I spelqed all over my kitchen wall and goldfish. I spent all day cleaning up my jelq juice

by AlaskanJelqWorm May 13, 2022