Slopface
A women who takes in minor leaguers in hopes that they will get retardedly drunk and bang her 450 pound ass.
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slowface
Looking like you have the down syndrome or other form of retardedness. This does not mean you are retarded, you just look like it. Slowfaced features include lack of defintion in face, open mouth for long periods of time, and vacant stares for extended periods of time.
"So Bro look at Charlie, he is totally slowfaced." "Yeah Bro he totally looks like he has the down syndrome."
Slapface
A new Olympic sport. Invented by Jim Halpert, it is a two player game. Player one starts by slapping player two. Make it, Take it. The first player to reach eleven points wins. Dwight Schrute is a naturally talented at this sport. As seen in The Office.