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as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag 

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"
Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

bag of skittles 

bag of skittles by 84boy October 10, 2004

Bag of Skittles 

A large group of homosexuals who are wearing multicolored clothes.

Bag of Skittles 

Genetic make up, in reference to possible offspring. Traits such as hair color, body type, eye color, height, etc. The Bag of Skittles can also include bad things such as diseases (asthma, allergies, diabetes) and mental issues (psycho, anxiety, depression, being a freak in general). One must thoroughly examine the Bag of Skittles of the opposite sex before deciding to have offspring.

*Skittles are a popular chewy, bite size candy with a hard candy outter shell. They come in various flavors and colors and are very popular in the U.S.
She's hot and all, but have you checked out her Bag of Skittles yet? She might have some bad Skittles in there ....you know...she might be crazy.

My baby's daddy has no common sense, and my baby is just like her daddy and it drives me crazy! Girl, you should have checked out his Bag of Skittles before you had that baby!
Bag of Skittles by Dirtbunny July 24, 2008

Bag of Skittles 

Genetic make up, in reference to possible offspring. Traits such as hair color, body type, eye color, height, etc. The Bag of Skittles can also include bad things such as diseases (asthma, allergies, diabetes) and mental issues (psycho, anxiety, depression, being a freak in general). One must thoroughly examine the Bag of Skittles of the opposite sex before deciding to have offspring.

*Skittles are a popular chewy, bite size candy with a hard candy outter shell. They come in various flavors and colors and are very popular in the U.S.
She's hot and all, but have you checked out her Bag of Skittles yet? She might have some bad Skittles in there ....you know...she might be crazy.

My baby's daddy has no common sense, and my baby is just like her daddy and it drives me crazy! Girl, you should have checked out his Bag of Skittles before you had that baby!
Bag of Skittles by Dirtbunny April 9, 2006

Bag of skittles 

Most commonly associated with being A faggot
Hey did you see terry he had a rainbow 🌈 in his bio he is definitely a “bag of skittles
Bag of skittles by Kahnboi November 6, 2023