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Shrunking 

Going shopping after having a cocktail (or two, or three); shopping while drunk. Generally most noticeable the next day when you realize what you (probably shouldn't have) bought.
(At the checkstand) Wow, look at my cart - - I'm totally shrunking!

What was I thinking, buying that outfit yesterday? I must have been really shrunking!
Shrunking by Kat 6 August 5, 2009

Fronken Shrunkel 

An unsavory "covert" swear word
A gentle replacement for "FUCK" . "G- damn it" "Shit"

Noun: A person who makes poor cognitive decisions . An obnoxious mouth on a person
Adjective: Commonly used to describe Frustration, Irritation, Surprise.
"What the fronkin shrunkle is that??!!!!"

*Fronken shrunkel! 'my car just broke down!
" PLLLEEEASE shut your fronkin shrunkel!!
Fronken Shrunkel by Taykit July 22, 2019

shrunken man 

A man who has shrunken down to a small size. It is usually a sexual fetish where the shrunken man is taken advantage of by a larger woman (or women).
Angela and Kelly had a threesome with their 2 inch pet shrunken man the other night.
shrunken man by shrunken man lover December 22, 2007

shrunken woman 

A woman who has been shrunk down to a lesser height. The concept is often invoked for fetish pornographic purposes, wherein the shrunken woman is taken advantage of by the much larger man.
*zap* "get in my pants, you shrunken woman!"
shrunken woman by bigblackhole June 18, 2006

Shrunken soldier 

When the male penis becomes shriveled and shrinks, considerably reducing its size to that of a five year old child.
I cant get out of the pool right now, i have a bad case of shrunken soldier.

Just thinking about fucking that girl gives me shrunken soldier.

Shrunken Chesticles 

Same meaning as flat chested when used to describe the bust size of a woman.
Man! She is flat chested! Yup, Shrunken Chesticles.
Shrunken Chesticles by Sham Danger January 30, 2015