In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can
participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the
short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people
in your life miserable! Happy October!