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shart mouth 

Somebody with really bad breath. Breath so bad that it wreaks of a faint hint of shit.
Omg. I was talking to Bob and his breath stinks. I can't handle having that shart mouth anywhere within my immediate proximity. That shart mouth should just keep his trap shut.
shart mouth by Allen3000 August 6, 2015

Trip short people month 

During Trip Short People Month, also known asDecember,” you can trip anyone 5’6” or under
A: Why did you trip me?
B: Because it’s Trip Short People Month, and you’re 5’4”
A: I measured myself over break! I’m 5’5”!
B: That’s a fucking lie, but it makes no difference

Throw short people month 

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, as far as you want whenever you want. Have funnn
Hey! It’s throw short people month! Let’s go throw some

Mouth Shart 

When you burp and you get the taste of puke. Similar to a shart, where one farts and a little shit comes out, but in the mouth area.
Guy 1: *Burp* Oh shit, i just made a mouth shart
Guy 2: Aw, you want some Sprite?

Word of Mouth shot

When a person takes a shot but does not swallow it and then transfers it over to the other persons mouth.

Harass Short People Month

In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!
Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live

Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!