Shit Salad 

1. (Noun) A very sticky situation.
ex.

2. (Noun) The Act of shitting all over someone.

"This is a real shit salad you got here Ricky."

Shit Salad by rabertha March 4, 2009

Shit Salad 

1. A phrase used to describe when a dog shits in your garden, a garden from which you make salad.
2. A phrase to describe a drama or turn of events that has happened where everyone involved feels as though they've been tossed about.

Geez man! Your dog gave me a shit salad!
Uh oh, this party has turned into a real shit salad.

Shit Salad by kbomb29 June 9, 2009

Shit Salad Sandwich

When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.

Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".

Shit Salad Sandwich by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 25, 2017

salad shit

When the shit you took has little bits of salad and other veggies that you ate the previous day.

Person 1: I just took a shit before, and when I got up to admire it, saw the lettuce and veggies from Cobb Salad I had for lunch yesterday!

Persin 2: Oh nice, you took a salad shit!

salad shit by LonePooper January 25, 2018

Shit in my salad 

To ruin somebody's day, job, idea or creation. To ruin something.

Example #1 - Jerry just took a big shit in my salad when he told the boss that it was my idea to only hire undocumented laborers.

Example #2 - That waiter shit in my salad when he shit in my salad.

Shit in my salad by Malfador March 3, 2011

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit 

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit 

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit by Majkl2 March 2, 2008