The most extreme and durable of all underwear tricks. An improvised and uncomfortable whale-tale made by pulling a womans panties up from behind and firmly into her butt crack.
A hodunk town full of cornfed assholes. They think their big trucks are awesome when really they aren't. A town small enough that if you blink you miss it, and all the people look like children of the corn.
The absolute crackhead of all crackheads, she laughs at everything and bullies everyone when when she probably shouldn’t, she’s unintentionally the funniest person you know and gives the best hugs ever