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shaankanwal 

Shaankanwal has a tiny micro penis and is a very stupid Punjabi male. Also is a failure in life and has failed multiple things in life.
Shaankanwal failed physics chem English and applied for a truck driving program. Shaankanwal has a unibrow
shaankanwal by Mukh man February 8, 2018

shalaminga shalamanga 

1) What asian females yell before orgasming

2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.

3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.

4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.

5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor
Hakuna Matata, Ripping Dog's Buttholes, Snowflakes

"hey last night was a shalaminga shalananga!"

"please let me stick my shaliminga in your shalamanga"

instead of tomato tomato its shalaminga shalamanga

voiced-over asian movies

shayanman 

This mf will smack u in fifa like ong bro hes a pro fifa player irl and in game if u go against someone names shayanman just give up
i just got shit on by shayanman
shayanman by Supyyy November 15, 2021
Arabic. Feminine. A name meaning "beautiful fragrance".

Shamama "Queen Mother" is also the female incarnation of Buddha. As in the Buddhas of Bamiyan.
Shamama is a girl I met.

Her name was Shamama.
Shamama by truthspeaks88 July 30, 2013
Beth: What's up Derek?
Derek: Not much. Just shamaning.
shamaning by Notderek April 14, 2011

Shamalange 

What a shamalange
Shamalange by Bj isle August 9, 2015