Secret Agent

When your dick is so small that you slip in undetected.

Shelly: Larry totes pulled a secret agent on my butt yesterday.

Amy: What do you mean?

Shelly: His dick is so small that he was able to insert it in my anus without me knowing. I'm all for it when James Bond slips in undetected, but I'm considering rape charges for real.

Secret Agent by RodgerBirthCanal December 14, 2013

secret agent

A standard cigarette (either standard or for the chavvy, superking variety) hollowed out of its tobacco contents and replaced with the key ingredients of a spliff or joint, save for the rizla. Useful for disguise from law enforcement officials (plod), or just when the rizla's have run out and no bugger can be arsed with goin down to the petrol station at 3am. Ideally filter shuold be replaced by a normal roach

No Rizla's? Secret agent time!

secret agent by Matt_the_don October 28, 2005

secret agent

A sex move made up by Alex waterman. Make a "gun" out of your hand and then do the same with the other hand add them togethor and insert it into the vagina and rub cliterous with thumbs

i gave that bitch a secret agent

secret agent by Nik Lund June 16, 2005

Secret Agent

1. A sneaky person who works for some kind of organisation without others knowing.

2. A spliff made by emptying out a normal cigarette and replacing the filter with a roach, then mixing half the tobacco with some ganja and filling up the empty cigarette with the mix.

Useful for discreet smoking (except for the smell!!)

"you wanna smoke a joint man"

"Nah man, its a bit un-sly smoking one here"

"Don't worry, I made a secret agent"

Secret Agent by 4Days May 27, 2006

secret agent

a joint that's rolled up and looks like a regular cigarette

My sister rolled the ill secret agent the other day.

secret agent by yomamascow October 27, 2003

Secret Agent

A person employed by a foreign government or organization who is sent to secretly obtain and steal information while remaining undetected.

The police officer was discovered to be a secret agent who had remained undetected for months and was going to try to infiltrate the FBI.

Secret Agent by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

secret agent

Using only one headphone on one's ear while listening to music, resembling a secret agent's way of communicating.

Hey I wanna listen to some tunes but I also wanna hear you talk so im just going to do the secret agent.

secret agent by Lord 13yr0n March 26, 2008