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Seabrook 

The world's finest crisp, made in a factory in inner-city Bradford. Available in a variety of weird and wonderful flavours, until 2005 this was one of the few remaining British crisps to remain in plastic, as opposed to foil, packets. Seabrook Crisps tend to be crinkle- as opposed to straight-cut, although a straight-cut version is available for nancies.

Prior to the (unpopular) packaging change, Seabrook was known for its eccentric use of quotation marks (e.g. "More" than a "Snack) and the packets had a window, through which customers could check that the crisps were unbroken - proudly proclaiming the ability to "See" what you "Buy".
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Seabrook 

Either an American town somewhere or an Australian suburb (Australian one is better)
Nate: “Yo you know Jessica moved to Seabrook?”
Jack: “Oh man i feel bad for her”
Seabrook by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022

Seabrook 

students that have abnormal relations with the local college campus library. Seabrooks tend to be super friendly and love company, thus, they tend to desperately seek out new relationships often with the overuse of offering refreshments. Some possible suffixes used to describe these types of students would be -esque, -ing, and -ed.
Oh, that tall guy is super cute, but I heard that he seabrooked three girls with pre-Calculus homework.

I went to his house to watch a movie and he was such a seabrookesque host.

Don't study too hard! Else you will start seabrooking
Seabrook by LadySwitch March 3, 2011

Seabrook 

To eats ones hands off whilst paddling a swan in a undersized pool whistling the theme to 'The One Show'.
Mate! Where have you been?' 'Sorry man, I was out all night having a Seabrook' 'Wizards'

Seabrook 

A town near Houston,Texas near Galveston Bay. The town is mostly suburb with never any crime and having great schools and a lot of parks and a trail system. The town has a historic downtown known officially as Old Seabrook Commercial District. The area offers a wide variety of bars,restaurants and small shops.
The Seabrook Waffle Company in Seabrook has the best waffles in the planet
Seabrook by StaplesHasStaples September 11, 2021

Seabrook Intermediate 

The school you don't go to if you value the Fine Arts.
Person 1: "God, that kid sucks at clarinet."
Person 2: "He's probably from Seabrook Intermediate."

Seabrook lesbians 

The 'bad' kind of lesbians or, the ones that will hit on you weather you are straight or not. T***BERLANE LESBIANS ARE NOT LIKE SEABROOK LESBIANS IN ANY WAY.
Seabrook lesbians - "oh my gosh, your so hot"

straight girl named kitty - "uh.. oh?"