Scroochkins 

Something which possesses a texture, similar, but not identical to, a scrotum on a frosty morning.

This apricot kernal feels really scroochkins

Scroochkins by Londun Johnson April 24, 2008

Scrooching 

Getting your balls sucked through a tube and hits with a rubber hose

my balls are black and blue after a hard night of Scrooching

Scrooching by DrLoveNuts July 19, 2007

scroochmiester 

a person who will not admit that they are gay or bi

That dude is a scroochmiester

scroochmiester by randomwordpersondude March 31, 2009