Schmiggly Schmaffin 

An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim

Justin opens his book to page 103.

Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"

Justin looks.

As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"

Justin says "Damn it!"

Schmiggly Schmaffin by Thesperson November 2, 2011

Schmaingly 

That one guy at work that fucks everything and screws everything up. Schmaingly mainly works at Area 51 but doesn’t even work minimum wage. He has a cheese fetish and likes watching Bill Nye the science guy.

Hey who the fuck pressed ‘yes’ for self-destruction?
Oh Schmaingly did.

Son of a bitch Schmaingly

Schmaingly by Miercom April 10, 2020