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scrottage cheese

A female's organ that has gone 'sour' from excessive use.
"Last year I would have hit that for a dollar but now she's all scrottage cheese"
scrottage cheese by ChristineW April 21, 2006
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scrottage cheese

A build up of sour cheesy substances around the scrotal area caused by a reluctance/failure to scrub the nut-sack regularly.
"Wash your balls son! Your scrottage cheese is stinking the house out!"
scrottage cheese by smeg man September 3, 2009

scrottage pie 

When your scrotum area is so hot that it sticks to your legs. Thighs, groin and underwear join to form a twisted, inflamed fandango that is so wretched that you have to reach down and yank it.
Does any one want a slice of scrottage pie?
Use what u want but put back the pie.
scrottage pie by The Eagle Bear January 9, 2014