As an email or usenet thread discussing cars gets longer, the
probability that it will
eventually devolve into a debate over whether American, German, or
Japanese cars are faster/more reliable/more stylish/generally better approaches 1.0.
Me: What kind of radiator
should I get to cool my turbocharged miata?
You: Dude, miatas suck, don't buy that
Japanese trash. Dodge
Challenger FTW!
Me: Rus's Law, dude.
You: Damn.