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Retendous 

The act of creating a word and using the word( the word would be retendous too)in presence of someone who believes itself to be a smart-ass with a great vocabulary to later on finding them using that word and then telling them that it is not a real word that is present in a dictionary other than urbandictionary proving that they are just an ass.
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That party was so retendous!
...hours later...

smart-ass: Man, I had the most retendolous time in *insert random bar here*

Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That is not a real word...

smart-ass: but I heard you say it a few hours ago

Guy annoyed by smart-ass: i just made that word up to prove you are an ass
Retendous by toxkapownd September 25, 2010
The most sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will come into your life and out, once you meet him he’ll be a asshole but after a while you will fall in love with him. He will be someone you always need in your life.
Yo Rosendo asked you out?! Girllll you better say yessss
Rosendo by New Jersey May 14, 2019

questionable resend 

when txt ing somebody, and not getting a response, resort to resending the identical text message. if the recepient questions about the duplicate message, the sender blames the resend on an error
dave: yo man you sent me multiple texts of the same thing.
tim: REALLY?!? my bad, must have been a error resend.
dave: i dunno man, sounds like a questionable resend
tim: nah man, my phone does that shit all the time.
questionable resend by ag771989 January 9, 2008
martha wants a rosendo
rosendo by girlwithhim December 22, 2008
A god among men, the greatest person on earth.
I wish someone awesome was here! Wait! My prayers have been answered! Rosendo is here!
Rosendo by HELLION2112 September 30, 2011

resendiz 

Beautiful in all degrees. Has a spark in life that draws those near by to wonder what that 'Je Ne Sais Quoi' is all about...
Resendiz Sisters! That's all I have to say.
resendiz by Zoila May 5, 2008