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tech resistant 

Someone who does not embrace technology or has a hard time working with technological devices including computers, gaming consoles, email, cell phones, DVRs, remote controls, traffic lights...
John owns a Macbook but will only check his email with it. He's completely tech resistant.
tech resistant by realmccoy420 April 24, 2011

Famine Resistant 

A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.
"Dont even think of getting with her yo, she looks to be Famine Resistant!
Famine Resistant by Nate-Dog March 9, 2008

French Resistance 

The french fries remaining at the bottom of a fast food bag after the rest of the meal has been consumed.
Jack wasn't completely satisfied with his value meal until he realized that there were nine members of the french resistance at the bottom of his bag.
French Resistance by RichWI October 3, 2007

Inanimate Resistance 

Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk.
"My condom is giving me some IR"
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."

Resistance is key!

Keep your resistance level at 100%. If at any time you sing or dance along with any movies, your level drops. DON'T LET IT GET TO 0%!
KNDG1: What are you watching?
Katrina: Disney "try not to sing" challenge. Why?
KNDG1: RESISTANCE IS KEY!!!

Resistance 2 

A sci-fi game created by Insomniac Games to capture the audience and promote the fact that games can be perfect- and they have done it.
Resistance 2 is the sequel to Resistance: Fall of Man. both are Sony Playstation 3 exclusives.
Since R:FOM was already perfect, and then Resistance 2 was better, the laws currently applied to the universe are being shattered.
you want your mind blown, play Resistance
Up to 60 players can play in one game, with crap connections, and experiance no lag at all.

This game has massive levels with gratuitous amounts of activity going on at once, with minimal loading times and no lag at all.

Hey Lets go play Resistance 2 !