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Good Story Randles

Whenever a local story is told by someone that results in a woeful ending, that has little to zero interest; the term "Good Story Randles" is announced, thus putting the teller in shame.
Person 1 - "... Got on the bus and there was an apple that was rotten at the back."

Person 2 - "Good Story Randles!"

randleplex 

To be suplexed backwards onto ones head. Refers to the technique Kevin Randleman used against Fedor Emelianenko in a Pride FC event titled "Critical Countdown 2004." Fedor, however, manged to recover from the powerful takedown and, to the shock of many, win the fight in under two minutes.
Fight fan 1: "According to UFC rules, you cannot drop/spike your opponent directly on his head"

Fight fan 2: "I guess that rules out the chances of seeing any randleplexes"
randleplex by Ali Siddiquee February 22, 2008

Steve Randle

Hot character from the book The Outsiders who is underrated and hates Ponyboy Curtis. Also he loves cars and is best friends with Sodapop Curtis. He fights with his dad a lot.
Steve Randle is beautiful and gorgeous, if you think he’s not you’re just visually challenged.

Julius Randle

New York Knicks PF who signed with them during the 2019 NBA Free Agency market, he is the best Knicks PF of the 21st century.
Julius Randle was an NBA all star in 2021!!!

Rangledick 

When a male has a heavily disfigured penis, whether by an accident or deformation at birth. It is a combination of the words "ravaged" "mangled" and "dick".
"Did you hear that sick bastard Seth tried to fuck a pencil sharpener?"
"Yeah, I hear he's got a wicked case of rangledick now."
Rangledick by Certain Lee May 12, 2017

Randle No Can Handle 

Randle No Can Handle means a person can't handle the amount of weed they smoked or the amount of alcohol they consumed. The symptoms of Randle No Can Handle is when a person throws up or knocks out cold.

originated in Hawaii
Guy 1: Duuude, ty just passed out from drinking to much vodka.

Guy 2: Ahhhh randle no can handle