Pussy turd

An ugly baby

Did you see Linda's baby, she thinks its cute but its really just a pussy turd.

Pussy turd by The Professor of Slackology January 27, 2011

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Pussy Turd

A person or thing that shouldn't be found in a certain place under normal circumstances. Something out of place, unexpected.

"I walked into the office to find that pussy turd Yanisse making himself a coffee. What was he doing here? Isn't he based in the Marseille branch? Please don't tell me I have to work with him today."

Pussy Turd by Celtic Worrier February 26, 2025

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Pussy Turd

A Common Colloquialism Expressing The Dissatisfaction One may Experience When Having A Baby.

A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.

Pussy Turd : "I thought she was just eating a lot but turns out it was another Pussy Turd Baby."
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?

Pussy Turd by Dr.Butthole MD September 15, 2025