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Portuguese shower

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Instead of taking a shower one merely masks their smell by drenching their body in deodorant and cologne. Commonly done at festivals or other occassions where sanitation is not present.
Dude, a Portuguese shower isn't going to help when you're covered in pig shit.
by onetoughcop July 11, 2006
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Portugese Shower Head

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The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.

Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.
Our hot water tank broke so Sean performed a Portugese Shower Head on me.
by TheGhostpooper January 19, 2019
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Portugese Shower Head

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The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.

Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.
Our hot water tank broke so Sean performed a Portugese Shower Head on me.
by TheGhostpooper January 19, 2019
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