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Pornzone 

(verb) To neglect your social life and those involved in it due to excessive porn viewing.
"Have you heard from Billium lately? It's like he dropped off the Earth the second his internet was installed."

"Yeah, I know what the problem is. I walked in on him watching 'creampie anal sluts' the other day. That unholy dipper of shits was planning to pornzone us from the start."
Pornzone by Supersock February 24, 2013
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Don porneone 

A dude with heaps of porn or who just loves making watching or collecting porn. Pronounced Don Porny-owny as in the Godfather's Don Corleone
Dude, have you seen his collection? He's such a Don Porneone
Don porneone by Gambeans February 17, 2010
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Pornography (almost always amateur) made by white trash rednecks for white trash rednecks and featuring white trash rednecks.
I just saw some pornpone that had a guy with a corn cob shoved up his ass.
pornpone by Char H January 11, 2006

the pornonet 

the porno superhighway now misnamed "the internet" because of all the news and information sites that have started to overrun it.
Jason "Dammit, I can't seem to find the porn through all these stupid news sites. I remember the good old days on the pornonet when CNN.com stood for Cans Nipples and Navels."
the pornonet by gerlitzappel November 6, 2007