Porcupeth 

A vastly intelligent person who respects the work of prog bands "Opeth" and "Porcupine Tree" in equal measure

Prog Fan: "Hey can I buy a copy of Fear of a Blank Planet and Blackwater Park please?"

CD Seller: "Oh, I guess you're a porcupeth!"

Porcupeth by badgerslayer November 15, 2011

porcupotamus 

The terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. Extremely aggressive and territorial. Can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 MPH. Quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circumference at the base. Mostly herbivorous, with a pronounced taste for oatmeal and an occassional serving of chicken tikka.

"Larry, please stop your porcupotamus from trying to couple with with my dog."

porcupotamus by Chiesennegs August 2, 2006

porcupotamus 

The terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. Extremely aggressive and territorial. Can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 MPH. Quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circumference at the base. Mostly herbivorous, with a pronounced taste for oatmeal and an occassional serving of chicken tikka.

"Larry, please stop your porcupotamus from trying to couple with with my dog."

porcupotamus by Chiesennegs August 2, 2006

Porcupenis 

When you have excessive pubic hair that is extremely thick and straight to the point that they are essentially quills and poke your partners eye out.

last night my tinder date had some porcupenis. That's why im wearing this eyepatch.

Porcupenis by ChaddehBoii August 11, 2018

porcupet 

A baby porcupine.

Porcupets are cuter than adult porcupines, but are still hard to hug.

porcupet by Jlf22 February 18, 2009

Porcupepper 

A new vegetable is discovered. It's like a bell pepper, but with points all over it. Like a dragonfruit. Scientists name it a porcupepper. Red hot like a pepper, with the sweetness of a porcupine.

Napoleon’s llama, Tina, cried for 15 minutes after munching down on that porcupepper.

Porcupepper by IrvingJessica February 11, 2020

Porcupenis 

When a man shaves, trims, or manicures his pubic region such that the hairs are short and prickly, causing discomfort.

Danny did some manscaping yesterday with the #2 clippers. I'd bet the Prius he's suffering massive porcupenis today.

Porcupenis by slanted April 23, 2011