Porch Rocker

An elderly woman that partakes in copulation with younger men, mostly in their early twenties.

“You know that 85 year old on Hickory Drive? Heard she fucked Kyle on his first winter break home. What a porch rocker.”

Porch Rocker by Skyswagger June 29, 2019

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Porch Rocket

A Amish rocking chair with a rocket engine

The only way to achieve space flight without electricity is with a porch rocket

Porch Rocket by Chris "lilwang" Reich March 30, 2009

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Rocket pouch

When you slam back your Capri-sun so hard you have to "woogity-woogity" your best friend.

Otto: Bro, this Fruit punch was a Rocket pouch.
Squid: *Gives Otto a 'woogity-woogity'*

Rocket pouch by otto-man empire January 3, 2017

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