Poon Pants

A term for a woman's loose short-shorts, giving a clear view of the poon, or vagina.

Dude A:

yo dude, check out that chick's vag.
Dude B:
yeah man, with those Poon Pants, u can totally see her lady business.

Poon Pants by Bnjmn07 January 10, 2010

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Clothes that emphasise a girl's readiness for some action. A girl is wearing her 'poon pants' when she is looking mighty fine and very do-able.

Anf: "Yo Midge, did you see Holly today?"
Midge: "Yeah man she really had her poon pants on!"
Brad: "I have sex with donkeys"

Poon Pants by Anf July 20, 2004

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poopants

pants with poop inside, pants with shit inside;

poopants! - just an exclamation like "shit"

poopants by Mantal January 13, 2007

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Lumpy gravy that is released from the rectum when so under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Not to be confused with pisspants drunk, as this is the next level of drunkenness.

Bob was pooppants drunk, and then we smelled it.

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