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Poofesure 

An angry gamer that smashes things when losing a game for the millionth time, most notably, limited edition Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside.
Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*
Poofesure by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022
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Poofesure 

Popular YouTuber who has a major crush on the Mii "Abby" from the Wii Sports games, but deep down we all know he would hate fuck Elisa, too.

Once broke a TV playing Basketball, and now known for having a Toad Wii Remote with Wii MotionPlus Inside.
Poofesure: ELISA! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ELISA?
Poofesure by AlphaDank November 5, 2019
an unfortunate event, occurance, person or situation
Person A: I failed my engineering analysis exam
Person B: Same here...this is a poofest!
poofest by Bunny Headface August 13, 2012

Poofessor 

A teacher and researcher at a post-secondary educational institution who has the requisite academic degrees, believes in his or her own intelligence, but is actually full of crap.
By using discipline specific jargon delivered only through long lectures from the same notes year after year, Dr. Logorrhea was displaying all the classic qualities of a poofessor.
Poofessor by Lumpen Professoriate February 21, 2011

poopelschnoopel 

a poopelschnoopel or YO MAMA
poopelschnoopel by UnusedSperm January 12, 2018