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Poo Patrol 

The name given to the voluntary role of maintaining levels of hygiene in the toilet facilities of a party you are hosting.

If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.
"Poo Patrol"

Somebody has taken out the toilet"

"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."

"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"
Poo Patrol by Benp00 February 16, 2010
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Poopatronic 

Bro is that poopatronic?
Yes, ;).
Poopatronic by Heranka0619 April 19, 2023
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