Poker God 

The God of Poker. Poker God never loses. Poker God always knows the right time to fold. Poker God always calls the all-in bluff. Poker God always gets the card he needs on the river. Even when Poker God has no hope of winning, he shall invoke divine intervention in the form of an invalid card. Poker God has the power to scare people into not calling his bluffs.

Poker God Facts

Some people fold preflop. When you play the Poker God you fold pre deal. He just takes the blinds.

No one raises Poker God unless he lets you.
Poker God once won the world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a Monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

I had the Poker God eliminated with a nut flush against the two pair, however, the divine intervention of the Poker God was invoked and a Walgreens card came up, thus nullifying the hand and fucking me over for the rest of the game.

Poker God by columbusdiscoveredgold July 14, 2011

I have the power of god and anime on my side 

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.

Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have the power of god and anime on my side by ExcusemesirWTF January 5, 2019

The power that rivals god

When your wife / girlfriend pulls the blanket to her own side with such a force not even god can stop her.

Hey man did you sleep well last night?
No my girl was using the power that rivals god, so I was freezing all night.
I know the feeling.

The power that rivals god by Vaxazie April 12, 2017

God’s Power 

God’s Power, the best person you will ever meet.period ! They are the best listener, the best advice giver, and just all around a joy to be around. They have a great taste in fashion. They care very much about the people in their life. Most definitely the most loyal friend, companion, or significant other to have. They fill the room with happiness and exude positive energy! Truly the life of the party. Also the kindest most sweet person. Will show their affection with physical touch or acts of kindness. There is no on on Earth with a bigger heart. If you have a God’s power in your life, then keep them! It is truly an honor to be in their life!
Also they are the warmest big spoon ever!

“ The winter used to be brutal!”

“Thank goodness I have God’s Power to keep me warm all night long!”

“Thanks God’s Power, you’re the best big spoon ever!”

God’s Power by Aussielover19 June 18, 2021

Godot power 

Godot Power(Go-Doh Power)
Godot Power: The ability to shoot/ fire lasers from ones eyes. Before Using Godot Power, “Godot Power” must be shouted at a high volume for no less the 4 seconds.

Guy: Don't make me use my Godot Power on you!

Godot power by Godot November 20, 2007

Goddi Power 

Goddi Power is a leikmaður who protects the people of Reykjavik. He gets lot of ladies and with his friend Ali they are impossible to beat. Goddi likes boys too but just as friends. He is from Iraq and he had 16 girlfriends there that’s why he is number 16 in his football and handball team. He is the best player in both teams. WHAT A MAN!

Man: who is going to protect me?
Man 2: Goddi Power of course.
Man: Yes!

Goddi Power by Goddmeister October 16, 2018