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Phobos and Deimos

I bet you didn’t know that Mars had moons. 🌚🌚
Guy 1: Did you know Mars had moons?
Guy 2: Yeah aren’t they Phobos and Deimos.
Guy 1: Damn it I thought no one knew
Guy 2: What do you think I’m a retard.
when vortrox died and 92 percent on a geometry dash extreme demon called Phobos and he crashed out and started crying
some guy watching vortrox's stream: Phobos 92
vortrox: that was so easy

photosynthesis bisector 

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis disector is bisected into fractionogonical chronollogically and split into synthetic compounds the bissector of photsynthesis will change the state of matter and reduce all particles of the photosynthesis
when the photosynthesis disector is ran, the process of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is put into the bisecting situational area to be perpendiculated and communism will heat the program to make the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process possible
to further understand the process of photosynthesis bisecting we use antidisestablishmentarianism to make the communism that heats the probing programic chip microscopically mentally stable. when the process of antidisestablishmentarianism is practiced, the heat of the communism may be able to reach the highest state the matter can photosynthesize to and it will disect
now basically
when you photosynthesize the bisector you can produce the unicelluar nova orgasmic organism. this is the other way around of photosynthesizing the perpendicularity of the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process. with this action, we can preform a satanic pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis operational pop gang and start the perpendiculatrity contrasted interlude
"Bro, last night I ran the Photosynthesis Bisector and it was so spicy that it perpendiculated and the smurf ejaculated on me."

phobophobophobia

A fear of a person with a fear of phobias
I know a guy with phobophobophobia, its really strange

Photoshop Miracle  

Whenever someone looks great online thanks to today's technology, but in real life is a fucking hideous abomination upon the eyes of the human body.
Girl was a Photoshop Miracle she looked so much better online.

phobophobophobophobia 

The fear of fearing a fear of fears. The fear of someone having phobophobophobia, the fear of someone having fear of fears.
Mark: I've got phobophobophobophobia
Jane: AHH AN INSECT
Bill: AHH IM AFRAID OF YOU BEING SCARED
Ben: AHH IM AFRAID OF YOU BEING AFRAID OF BEING AFRIAD
Mark: YOU PUSHED MY LIMITS AHHHHHHH *faints*