Phlehs

Similar to Things, but used more often when describing stuff that sticks to your fingers, or there are lots of and they are useless (used zip ties, the pull-away bit on a milk jug cap, etc.)

A WORD TO DESCRIBE THE THINGS THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE.

Sis: Why do we have a drawer filled with bread clips and pizza tables?

Bro: We're just a phleh-hoarding family.

OR

Joe: I hate these darn phlehs...Always getting stuck to my fingers instead of sticking on the envelope.

Phlehs by rewy400 June 29, 2011

phlesh 

To perform a thorough ass eating; similar to a rim job but much more vigorous. Anal penetration with the tongue is officially optional, but everyone does it eventually.

I would phlesh her so hard my tongue wouldn't work right for a week.

I don't know if I'd offer, but I'd phlesh her if she asked.

Some dude offered to phlesh me at the club last night. I won't lie, I considered it.

phlesh by Sally Da Shit Warrior February 19, 2007

Phlease 

It adds attitude and sass to the word please.

"I'm a boss"... "Phlease, I'm the boss you're the employee."

Phlease by m1nty_c April 9, 2015

phlegster 

A phlegmatic person, particularity a dude, whose is easy going, witty, dependable, efficient, but alternatively apathetic, selfish, predictable, stubborn( not to be confused with the choleric trait of strong willed) etc.This temperament theory is mostly inspired by Tim. Lahaye, the founder and non-wannabe of the theory within his harmonious blend of psychology and Christianity. Their most common lifestyle is a 9 to 5 job, and coming home to playing mainstream video games. They hate extremes, and tend to dislike institutionalized education, and don't finish college, but may maintain good work history, with some years for each job, usually with okay to relatively comfortably livable wages. Upbringing doesnt seem to effect a phlegster too much, quite unlike one very fronted by Sanguine or Melancholy. They tend to put off emotions and not ever having a gf even by age 30, won't make them break down, unlike for example a male who is a MelSangChlor, who strick to ppl like glue. A phlegmatic girl, aren't as dramatic and as proned to be a gossip, as Phlegmatic and Choleric r a more masculine wheel.

Sanguine girl: You kinda seem downcast when u break into silence. Phlegster dude: Naw, I can just appreciate silence in a world that always seem to be talking.

phlegster by Jay Leo October 25, 2015